I have tried to do everything in my life on my own, and it has often not worked out. I am trying a different approach. Actually asking for help when I need it! I have so much love for this I have to get it in jars and get it to you before I boil over. Como Agua Para Chocolate. It’s a blessing and a curse, or some other cliché. Maybe I’ll call my next spot Cliché. I am using mason jars for godsakes. But it’s not like that, I swear!  I just want to build a safe and healthy home. I want to make good and smart decisions. I want to nourish you.

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I am committed to this. (So committed I made SOS at 3am.)

Going back through this site while working on this has made me super nostalgic and very excited to start sharing recipes and stories with you again. I have fond memories of SOS for whatever reason. And it is SUCH a good ugly food. I mean, isn’t this hideous!?

SOS

Makes – 1 large pile.

Nutrition – Absolutely Not.

Whatcha need –

-1/2 lb of dried beef sliced paper thin
-1/2 stick butter. I like Kerrygold
-1 cup heavy cream
-4 TB flour
-1 tsp dried garlic flakes. I live for my girl Rae’s Rockerbox Spices
-1 tsp fresh ground black pepper
-1 pinch nutmeg
-1 pinch truffle salt just to be a dick.
Toast.

Whatcha Need To Do- 

Cut the meat in to little hits of acid. Brown the butter in a medium sized sauce pan over med high heat. Add the garlic and yank it off the heat. Drop it (the heat not the pot) and whisk in the flour and then the cream, whisking until smooth. Add the meat hits and everything else. Cook until warm. Serve on reheated toast to your drunk friend.

Como Agua Para Chocolate,

XOXO. SweaterMeat.